YHVH
YHVH-Solutions
Primary Org / Earth Division
Mid-size by galactic standards. Runs the Hebrew cluster as long-term R&D.
YHVH-SOLUTIONS · EARTH DIVISION · CLASSIFIED
PROJECT MANAGERS
Every miracle has a ticket number.
The gods are project managers. The prophets are field agents. The miracles are buggy deployments.
OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZED
SILVER WINNER
International Independent Film Awards
2026
BEST SCREENPLAY
The "Project Managers" pilot screenplay won Silver at the International Independent Film Awards 2026.
Ch. 01 / THE PREMISE
Whatifeverygodwasjustmiddlemanagement?
EVERY MIRACLE HAS A TICKET NUMBER · EVERY MIRACLE HAS A TICKET NUMBER · EVERY MIRACLE HAS A TICKET NUMBER · EVERY MIRACLE HAS A TICKET NUMBER ·
A satirical sci-fi workplace drama that reimagines all of human history as a bungled corporate progressor project. YHVH, Zeus, Marduk, and Ahura Mazda are C-suite executives at rival galactic corporations. Moses, Joshua, Samson, and Jesus are field agents. Miracles are botched deployments. The Bible is a product roadmap. And when everything crashes, only faith remains — the faith of people in their gods, and the faith of gods in their people.
15
EPISODES WRITTEN
1,500
YEARS OF HISTORY
10+
CORE CHARACTERS
Ch. 02 / THE CORPORATE UNIVERSE
Sixcompanies.Oneplanet.Zeroalignment.
YHVH-Solutions runs Earth as a long-term R&D initiative. ZeusCorp is the flashy competitor with terrible KPIs. Babylonian Corp is the M&A aggressor. The Persian Progressive Alliance is the only ethical partner. Roman Corp absorbs everything. And the Interstellar Oversight Board votes 73% to shut the whole thing down.
ZEUS
ZeusCorp
Primary Competitor / Mediterranean
Flashier. Better user satisfaction. Terrible long-term KPIs.
BABL
Babylonian Corp
M&A Aggressor
No long-term vision. Responsible for the Temple Server attack.
PPA
Persian Progressive Alliance
Strategic Partner
Ethically aligned. Supports the Restoration.
ROMN
Roman Corp
Late-Season Antagonist
Absorbs Greek assets. Efficient and ruthless.
WLM
The Board
Supreme Governing Body
Their 73% vote to ban interventionism is the finale's inciting crisis.
Ch. 03 / THE CAST
10fieldagents.1,500years.ZeroQAapproval.
YHVH
CEO · YHVH-Corp
Two clusters, two admin teams, two sets of bugs — and I'm one person.
Rafa
DevOps Lead · Angel
Build is unstable. How do we deploy tomorrow?
Moses
Field Agent · Promotion Track
This isn't progressorism anymore — this is terror.
DevOps
Infrastructure Engineer · Unkillable
The Red Sea incident is still open in Jira. From 1250 BCE.
Samson
Experimental Hybrid Agent · Failed
He moved the gates. To a hill. It wasn't in the sprint.
Jesus
YHVH's Son · Final Mission
There's a backdoor in TORAH v7. Don't you remember?
Solomon
King · CPO · Temple Builder
They are not lab rats. They are people. They just need time.
Aaron
Senior Field Agent · Comms
Read-only config. Non-editable. Comes with an SLA.
Joshua
Field Commander · Canaan Campaign
You do the physics. I do the psychology.
The Auditor
Oversight Board · Lead Investigator
The vote is final. Earth is closed.
Ch. 04 / THE FINALE
73%votedtocloseEarth.
The Interstellar Oversight Board has spoken. YHVH refuses to evacuate. Rafa packs his wings. Moses watches from a hill. The Project is over.
S01E15 — PROJECT CLOSED
Ch. 05 / SEASON ONE
15episodes.1,500years.Allwritten.
S01E01
EXODUS — VERSION 1.0
10 plagues = 10 failed production deployments. The Red Sea is a buggy portal. The ticket never closed.
WRITTEN
S01E02
DESERT — QA SANDBOX
40-year sandbox environment. Torah v7 installed via dual-chip tablets. Manna = automated food delivery. Golden Calf = unauthorized third-party integration.
WRITTEN
S01E03
JOSHUA — CANAAN DEPLOYMENT
Jericho falls via resonance disintegration. 12 stones as monitoring antennae. Sun stopped at Gibeon: regional temporal hold.
WRITTEN
S01E04
JUDGES — THE AUDIT RETROSPECTIVE
Deborah's 'insufficient hail compute → used rain instead.' Gideon's 300-man asymmetric op. Collapse as a recurring deployment pattern.
WRITTEN
S01E05
GREEK ENCLAVE — COMPETITOR PROFILE
ZeusCorp under the microscope. Prometheus reactor. Heracles as the benchmark model YHVH is trying not to clone.
WRITTEN
S01E06
SAMSON — LOAD APPLIED
Half-borrowed ZeusCorp protocol. Hair as energy antennae. Delilah exploits the vulnerability. Structural failure consistent with load applied.
WRITTEN
S01E07
SHMUEL — FIRST CONTACT
Board-embedded asset discovered. 12-year-old SR-001 already filing compliance reports. Ark = portable hardware. Aphek battle triggers administrative transition.
WRITTEN
S01E08
SHMUEL — THE SOUND OF ORDINARY
40-year archive review. The circuit. The sons file. The king request. Forty seconds on a road in year thirty-nine.
WRITTEN
S01E09
GOLDEN AGE — RING OS 1.0
David sourced through a livestock incident. Goliath benchmark. Ring OS. Solomon's 8-year training. Temple Server v1.0. Kohelet's final debrief.
WRITTEN
S01E10
BABYLON — WHEN THE SERVER FALLS
Babylonian ransomware attack on the Temple node. Single point of failure confirmed. Daniel embedded across four enemy courts. The cipher lives in the people.
WRITTEN
S01E11
RESTORATION — THE SUMMIT
YHVH-Persian Corp summit: desperate but dignified. Ezra restores the text. Nehemiah's 52-day wall sprint. First green dashboard in 70 years.
WRITTEN
S01E12
SILENT PERIOD — 400-YEAR HOLD MUSIC
YHVH dark for 400 years. Greek OS monoculture threat. Maccabees: 8 engagements, zero authorized support. Hanukkah as a 30-second combustion rewrite.
WRITTEN
S01E13
ROMAN EXPANSION — ACQUISITION
Roman Corp acquires the Judean node. Herod as local PM. Temple 2.0 online. Pompey enters the inner sanctum. Server enters hibernation.
WRITTEN
S01E14
THE SON — BACKDOOR ACTIVATED
Final protocol deployment. The backdoor activates 74 nodes. Pilate scene. 12 fully activated nodes. The signal propagates without infrastructure. Board vote T-minus 13 days.
WRITTEN
S01E15
THE WANDERING — PROJECT CLOSED
Motion 7-D passes 22–19. Eradication Committee established. YHVH refuses evacuation. 2,000 years of walking. One truck, room for twelve. Tel Aviv café, present day. DevOps never logs out.
WRITTEN
Ch. 06 / WHAT IT'S ABOUT
Institutionsoutlastthepeopletheyweresupposedtoserve.
Project Managers is a comedy about caring for something you cannot control. It is the Red Sea incident still open in Jira from 1250 BCE. It is funny — and it is the perfect picture of how every system we build forgets why it was built.
Ch. 07 / THE PROMO
60seconds.Threethousandyears.
Silicon Valley meets Ancient Aliens meets The Office's coldest cold open.
COMING SOON · PROMO NOT YET RELEASED
Ch. 08 / ACCESS
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